Hair and bald jokes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.
A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.
"And more hair than Dad," added their son.
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that."
Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"
There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed